bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

(via unsmokable)

"When I met you I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done. So all the boys and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues. Who cared? Because I was done. You left me…
I’m all glued back together now, I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke."

Meredith Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)

(Source: intangible-dream, via young-gangsta-kitty)

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

(Source: shingekinowinchester, via young-gangsta-kitty)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via mmusicislifee)